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hmm . . this thing is so much easier to use! ahahaha! no need to copy and paste old entries anymore! yayyy! so lets see, today karen was pmsing and was a monster and complained about me not picking up after myself. ha. i don't even work outside so how would i make a mess there. i usually pick up after her. psh. anywho, i went into the room and i did my homework. what a boring day. i have a feeling the rest of my winter break is going to be like this, except that i'll probably run or else tomasulo will get mad at me and i wouldn't be able to run after i get back. hahah!!

I JUST REALIZED THIS!! the dates!!! they are one day ahead for some reason. i'm not stupid, and i realize that the dates are one day ahead but i don't type em in, so you can't blame meeee!!!
wow! it's fixed! yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. i just had the wrong time zone!! HAHAH!! i'm so stupid sometimes . . .

what a boring day! i honestly need something better to do. i didn't even do anything today. i wake up and then i see that beauty and the beast, the animated disney version, was going to play in 30 minutes and i got really excited and waited. so the movie was going to play and i got even more excited, but to my disappointment, i saw humans. HUMANS! i wanted CARTOONS, you know?!?! it was soo old. psh. and there was some guy called edwardo. PSH. what kind of beauty and the beast is that? i could have at least accepted it if it was at least beauty and the beast with humans, you know. but edwardo? psh. so then i got angry and decided to find my old pocahontas video and watched that instead. well karen was waiting for her boyfriend to come over and he did and he watched pocahontas with us and it ended. how sad, and we ended up watching alvin and the chipmunks after. well once that show ended, i channel surfed and i saw that van wilder was going to play in 4 minutes. and i love that movie even though it's so dirty. so we watched that. a few minutes into the movie, phuong rang the doorbell. i didn't know that he was coming over but he did. karen's boyfriend and phuong were disgusted by the movie. hahaha!! it was so funny. they complain when they see the back of the guy's butt, but when they saw the naked girls, they didn't complain. psh. anyway, once my dad left for work, karen decided to ditch me! psh. i tried to keep her in for as long as i could because i cannot stay with phuong by myself. it's like there is friction between us. we have absolutely nothing to say to each other. and so it happened. he saw the whole van wilder movie, and that was it. there was nothing to do for two hours. phuong's sister came by to pick phuong up but phuong told her that he wanted to stay for another hour. can you believe that?! what torture. well he finally left and karen came back home like two minutes later and i did nothing. *yawns* to prove just how bored i was, i went to bored.com and i saw this magical ball thing that told me to pick a two digit number and add the two digits together and subtract it from the original two digit number and concentrate on this picture and they will pick the picture out for you. well i was truly amazed by that, right? well i found out that it was rigged. many of the pictures repeat, and i see why. with many of the two digit numbers, you would end up with the same subtracted answer, you know!?!?! so you would always end up with that same picture because a lot of numbers have the same answersuch as if you picked 82 and 83. you would still end up with the number 72. oh my gosh, right?! so it's riggeD!!!!*sigh* how boring . . .

great. now my mom is accusing me of not having any friends and that i should make more by working at city hall. i hate that place. the workers there are so snooooooty. bleah
merry christmas!!
gosh i am so bored. The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very High
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test


Steven Cravis's heart of hearts

oh nasty!! i just saw the most nastiest pimple EVERRRRRRRR!! EVER I SAY!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. karen put on a sweater and she felt something rub against her umm . . .bendy area near her elbow, whereever that is, so she took her sweater off because it hurt and she saw it. she called me over and i feasted my eyes on the grossest thing i have ever seen. it was a HUGE pimple. HUGE! can pimples grow there?!?!?! oh my gosh that thing is scary! it must have had a one centimeter diameter, and there was this GIANT bubbly white thing on it that was like half a centimeter tall itself! the color was like . . a diluted milk color. ewwww!! i thought that some bug bit her arm there but she insisted that it was a pimple. is it?!?!?! ewwwwwwwwwww


HAHAHAHAHHA!! what a funny conversation! i don't even know who that guy is! hahahahahha!!!


del_tacchini: hello jennifer
del_tacchini: good night
samequietnight: hm, hi
samequietnight: it's not night time though
samequietnight: it . . i would say is 3:18 p.m
samequietnight:
del_tacchini: ok
del_tacchini: how are yyou ?
samequietnight: cold
del_tacchini: ok good after noon
samequietnight: youtoo
del_tacchini: how ddo you do
del_tacchini: ?,
samequietnight: how do i do?
samequietnight: i'm not some royal mistress
samequietnight: no need to ask me a question like that
del_tacchini: okaxcuse me
del_tacchini: im soo sorry
samequietnight: hahahahahahhahahaa
samequietnight: why are you apologizing to me?
del_tacchini: ok
del_tacchini: i'll tell the truth
samequietnight: okay
del_tacchini: i think that you can help me
del_tacchini: i need a girle friend
samequietnight: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!
del_tacchini: can you be ?
del_tacchini: please
samequietnight: no thank you
del_tacchini: i imagine that you are beautiful
samequietnight:
samequietnight: you're so funny!
samequietnight: i'm not beautiful!
samequietnight: what areyou talking abouttt
samequietnight: HAHAHAHAHAHA
samequietnight:
del_tacchini: ok
del_tacchini: do you have a bf?


OF COURSE NOT!!!

wow! i was so bored and i started to take a ton of quizzes, and i found out so many umm . . how shall i say. . useless stuff. oh yes. that's it. hahahaha. and the silliest thing is that one of them said that i was a beeeeeeeeautiful angel.

Billy Talent's Try Honesty

MY KNIFE! MY AWESOME KNIFE! IT'S CHIPPED! THE EDGE!! damn! (to read about my knife, read the long passage that i typed in) but it's chipped!!! *cries* it was so beautiful when it was not chipped. i did not break it either!!!!

today when i woke up, i noticed that my pants shrunk. they shrunk i say. but it's not due to the fact that they got washed, because i washed those pants at least 10 times already. so i thought that igrew, but i didn't. unless i didn't grow taller, but wider! oh no! but my size doesn't look like it changed. ho hum. that sucks though cus i want to grow upwards! grr!
Okay! i am currently wearing another pair of pants that are the same style as the one that shrunk, except these are older and the color has sadly faded. THESE HAVE NOT SHRUNKEN. shrunken, is that a word? oh well. so i guess i didn't grow in any way. how sad. well, i can be glad that i didn't grow *ahem* sideways.

wow-ee! i was rather curious on whether shrunken is indeed a word because it sounds so weird. so i went to dictionary.com and my gosh, it is a word!

oh mannnn. i was gone for like . . the entire day and i missed all of these people who wanted to talk to me online . . . and watermelon!! he wanted me to be on at 1:30, so i was, but i had to leave him in a few minutes cus karen and her boooooyfriend wanted to go out but my dad wouldn't let them go unless i tagged along, so i tagged along. alan wanted to play DDR so he took us to this um, golf land place but the DDR machine was out of order, so he figured that he would take us to the arcade in the montebello towncenter, but when we got there, finding a parking space was nearly impossible. we drove around the parking lots for nearly an hour and wasted a lot of gas but to find nothing. alan gave up and kept apologizing to us for driving us around the parking lot of hours even though i found it rather amusing. he should have taken that empty spot i saw when we justttt entered. but no, he said that the arcade was far away but after he left the only empty spot, we were not able to find anything else. after driving around again, alan said that we could go to the san gabriel superstore because there is a ddr machine there. there were a bunch of little kids surrounding the machine and i really had to pee so i ditched alan and took karen along to my pee party. and so we went. i had to pee so badly that i walked oober fast to the restroom there. i was able to walk as fast as little allen and that little guy sure can walk fast. well i stormed into the restroom and i hit a lady who was drying her hands with the door i opened. how was ii supposed to know that she was behind the door? who places that hand drying thing right behind the door?! i don't know so i hit her accidently of course. then we came back and watched alan play around and damnnn, he is friggen good. i ditched him again and went to the art land place there because i figured that i could probably find something for jenny in there. well the stuff in there was not suitable for jenny BUT i found some neato things. i saw this awesome exacto knife there. it was so cool! so i wanted to get it and karen wanted candy so she called me over andi took the knife with me and that sales lady was like, "let me hold that for you", because she didn't trust me!! it's not like i was going to slice someones' finger off you know. anyway, she got the candy and i also got myself a pencil because i really do not have any pencils that work. i have been using number two pencils for the past month because i just did not have a pencil. anyway, i went back to that ddr place and i told alan about the awesome exacto knife i got and he insisted that i not show it to him. the little kids waiting to use the machine started to look at me all strangely. anywho, i got bored at watching alan so i figured that i'd go walk around with karen and find another store to go into. there was this one chinese store with a ton of umm . . bathroom stuff in it so i went in because i thought that i might find something interesting in there and there it was! i saw a basket full of wooden combs. hahahha!! and karen tipped me off that alan did not comb his hair for a few days so i thought, what the hey, i'll go buy him a wooden comb so he can get splinters in his head! yay. that wooden comb is so funny, my gosh. hahahah!! and to top it off, there is this giant printed thing on the comb that cannot, i repeat cannot, be removed that said, 'MADE IN CHINA". oh yeah! what a perfect way to top off the wooden comb! it makes it EXTRA chinese. i walked out of the store laughing like crazy because i cannot believe that i bought a wooden comb with splintery things on it and there he was! i saw stephen ly! that guy who does not like me! ahhhh. so i pointed and yelled out, "oh my gosh, it's you!" and of course he recognized me. anyway, i said out loud ( stupid me ) "i'm not going to say hi because he doesn't like me" and that man he was with gave me the evil eyeeee. ooooh. so anyway, i wanted to write him a card but i didn't have any paper but i did have a pencil so i used the back of the reciept to write this wonderful message, " HI, ALAN! someone tipped me off that you haven't combed your hair in a while so i got you this wooden comb. for this, you can get splinters in your head. Merry Christmas!!" and then i signed my name. oh i remember it so well. it went something like that. oh well. well after i finished writing it, i saw alan behind me and he was mad because karen and i missed his final showdown at the ddr machine! karen couldn't stop apologizing to him but frankly, i didn't really care. hahahah!! well i gave him the wooden comb and he thought that i was stupid for a while and then he started laughing at it. in the car he threw it in the back seat and at the stop light, he turned back and said, "i can't help it. it's so funny!" and he grabs the comb and starts to comb his hair with it! with a wooden comb. my gosh that is funny. he really will get splinters on his head though. it's quite funny though. the presents he got from karen and me were all wooden. karen got him this hillbilly flashlight made of wood, and that block of wood with the wooden pencil glued on it because it's the best word processor there is, AND she got him this wooden box with the amazing miniature white bat inside of it! oh my! and to top it off, i got him a wooden comb. oh yeah. so anyway, we went home and i saw my mom. i went in the room and i showed alan my dance and when i first moved, he started laughing at me! pshhhh. and then i taught him how to salsa and i went to this one site and there were these creepy voices talking direclty to alan and karen. oh my! hahahaha. that was quite funny and then my mom wanted to take karen and me out to find cellphones. so we went to the cellphone store and the only magazines there were MEN's magazines. i repeat, men's magazines. oh my! there were all of these boobies. nasty! but nothing dangerous really showed so that was good. mens' magazines are friggen funny! ahahaha! there was this one thing that told men what to do when their girlfriends want them to do different things such as go shopping with them or change their style of clothing or tell them to stop smoking or what the men should do when the girl tells them that she loves him. ahahah! i cannot believe they would print stuff like that out. anyway. i got this awesome camera phone, though i don't know how to use the thing and i do not think that i can upload pictures onto the computer or send it in any way because i do not have the internet on it. and the games on the phone suck. suck i say!! i tried going to the "T Zone" to get more games like what my dad does on his old phone, but it didn't allow me! oh poo. so my parents went to this restaurant to eat because they were too lazy to cook and i was starvingggggg at around 7:15 and we finally got some spots to eat at 8:30. wow! 8:30!!! i was dead by then. not to mention cold. i told karen that i should have ran to day for tomasulo so she told me to start running now. kinda hard considering the fact that i was in my jeans, not shorts, and in all of these jackets because it was freeeeeezing cold. but i still ran up and down the streets anyway, WITHOUT stretching. oh my!! hahahahha. and my mom made me eat with chopsticks. that was sad. how are you supposed to eat rice with chopsticks? that must have been one of the worst experiences of my life. why couldn't she just give me a spoon? i do not know. my bowl was a mess because i couldn't eat with chopsticks and my chopsticks themselves were all gross looking because hey, i can't eat with them. i look at my mom, dad, and sister's chopsticks and they were all clean and tidey. same with their bowls, but mine, oh boy i am one messy eater. i cant help the fact that i just cannot use chopsticks. anyway, i took a picture of the mess i made with my camera phonee. yay! and karen set it as my desktop. hahahahha! oh yes, after that my dad was driving around san marino because karen said that there were some cool lights there and we finally found the street. damn! the trees were hugeeeeeee and they were full of christmas lights! they made it so pretty! so i took more pictures with my camera phoneeeee. gosh it was pretty. and i came home! yay! that was long. i actually did something today! ahhhhhhhhhhh!! people should feel proud of me. really!!!

i must say. after rereading this, i said "anyway" a heck of a lot. how scary.

The Beatles's Last Christmas

early christmas morning, well not that early, i woke up to see that my parents were not home. i thoght that they went to the casino again. oh well. and then i needed a trashcan in the room because it was such a nuisance to get up and walk outside to the kitchen for the nearest trashcan. so i went outside to get the mini trashcan outside only to see that it got rained on from the massive amount of rain today. so i wiped the bottom part of the trashcan to the rug and looked at how wet the floor was, but i didn't see anything else. 10 minutes after i go into the house, chris goes online and tells karen to check outside. so she did and she saw this giant gift bag and brought it in. now why didn't i see it? i really don't know. ho hum.


woahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! i sent a picture of wan the whale to my email account through my phoneeeeeeeee. how cool is that? now i can save my picturesss!!! yayyyy. that's the picture i sent! wan the whaleeeeeeeeeee!!

mann. my mom was stupid and she is now saying that i have to shareeeee the phone with karen. uh, hello. how the hell are we supposed to share a phone? what happens if i'm at a meet or something and i don't have it with me? what about that? or what if karen is unexpectedly taken away and i have the phone? what is the point in that? honestly, i think that the idea of sharing the phone is completely stupid. stupid, stupid, stupid! i really don't see the fun in sharing it either. and it again is another stupid idea because since the thing is family plan with 400 minutes, and considering that my dad talks too much on the damned phone, i won't get any minutes for myself. how stupid is that. i won't be able to have my share of the minutes to call for emergencies or anything because my dad will probably go overboard with it and talk for hours and hours. (notice the s)

i have been inspired! from who . . you might ask. ahahaha. i have decided to keep the name confidential. i have learned not to just write stupid things that happen in my life, because what is the point in that. unless i feel that i absolutely must write about what goes on.

tip from jennifer: taking a picture of your eye is not smart if the camera has flash. that flash can really blind you

i should take up a new habit called standing outside in the sun. it is a nice conservative way of staying warm. the highlights of standing outside in the sun are:

1. you get warmer
2. you are not cooped up in the house for eternity
3. you are not wasting electricity by sitting in front of the heater

wow-ee! isn't that wonderful? hahahaha

the downsides of standing outside in the sun . . . ho hum. i won't mention those because i am trying to advertise this new method.

i have taken this silly pastlife quiz a few times and whenever i typed my name into the box and pressed "look into the crystal" i got things such as a successful dictator, a narrow-minded dictator, a clever dictator, a sweet dictator, a famous dictator, an attractive dictator (attractive, HA!), a dirty dictator (oh great, now i'm dirty), a dangerous dictator, a humble dictator and so on and so forth. AND to add to my dictatorness, i typed my full name into the DJ one and my "dj name" is . . .

DJ Dark Dictator

DJ Slapdash Dictator (what the hell is slapdash?)

DJ Dirty Dictator
and blah blah blah. only the adjective changes, but the dictator remains.

what is up with the dictator?! was jennifer phun really a dictator? so help me!


just to make things a little bit better, two times i typed my name into the past life generator and i became a synchronized swimmer, though i find that rather ironic because i cannot float.

oh my . . i just read this article about bananas. it may sound awkward, but it is perfectly supported and it says that in just about 10 years, there will be no more bananas. how can i live without bananas? they make yoghurt taste better and everything of that matter. it is a great supplier of potassuim and monkeys love them. we would no longer have our delectables or anything like that! this is terrible! darned us humans.

this honestly proves how gullible and twisted-minded some people are.

Gah! says:
I KNOW YOU!
Pal v2.0 says:
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Gah! says:

Gah! says:
im sick
Pal v2.0 says:
i know
Gah! says:
I want to cry
Gah! says:
lol jk
Gah! says:
whats up sis?
Pal v2.0 says:
i have a fake shoulder
Pal v2.0 says:

Pal v2.0 says:
just one though
Gah! says:
do you really
Pal v2.0 says:
oh yes
Pal v2.0 says:
hahahahahhaa
Gah! says:
lmao
Gah! says:
L
Pal v2.0 says:
you can poke it, and i wouldn't be able to feel your poke
Gah! says:
lmao
Gah! says:
that would be cool wouldnt it
Pal v2.0 says:
no
Pal v2.0 says:

Gah! says:
lmao
Gah! says:
yes it would
Pal v2.0 says:
no it wouldn't
Pal v2.0 says:
it makes my shouklder look huge
Pal v2.0 says:
shoulder**
Gah! says:
you really have a fake shoulder?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Gah! says:

Pal v2.0 says:
it's only temporary
Pal v2.0 says:
ahahahaha!!!
Gah! says:
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Pal v2.0 says:
i cantake it off
Pal v2.0 says:

Gah! says:

Gah! says:
are you serious?
Pal v2.0 says:
oh yes, very serious
Gah! says:

Gah! says:
::twitch::
Gah! says:
::twitch::
Pal v2.0 says:
hahahahahahahahaha
Gah! says:
are you serious Jen?
Pal v2.0 says:
yes
Pal v2.0 says:

Gah! says:
shut up quit lying
Gah! says:
lmao
Pal v2.0 says:
it's quite funny to ahem* read your reaction
Gah! says:
you had me fucking going
Pal v2.0 says:
but it's true
Gah! says:
lmao
Gah! says:
no its not
Pal v2.0 says:
yes it is
Pal v2.0 says:
it's called a shoulderpad dummy
Pal v2.0 says:

Gah! says:
I hate you


and about the shoulderpad. okay, i don't normally wear shoulderpads. they make me feel buff. but in this case, i have to because this ONE shoulderpad is attached to this piece of clothing that is actually warm. oh my!! jennifer has warm clothing? i think not! it is my mother's sweater um, thing. :D

new theory: men cannot layer hair.

they honestly do suck. today i have realized just why i have been cutting my own hair the past couple of times. it is to avoid barbers like the man i went to today. all i said was to cut my hair to just a bit below my shoulders and if he would layer it and to layer my bangs because maybe he would do a better job than what i have done. okay so he did it and when he finishes, i notice my bangs and what the hell happened to them. it is more of a horizontal line that goes across 2 inches of my hair and then the back part of if. what the hell kind of layering is that?! even i did a better job whenever i attempted to layer my hair with a pair of scissors. he didn't even blowdry my hair. pff. this man, he is supposed to be a professional. if he is such a professional, why didn't he use that little knife thing and run it a few times across my hair? you know, he could have at least dried it. since he didn't dry my damned hair, i have a stupid headache. all of that could have been avoided if:

1. i didn't think that i needed a haircut or
2. if i cut my own hair again or
3. if i went to a different barber or
4. the man would have just blowdried my damned hair!
there are plenty of ways this incident could have been avoided, but it wasn't avoided. bah


okay i'm done

it has been one whole day since i have ahem* typed in this thing. now why? why did jennifer not blog yesterday?

it is because she became bored. oh no! in truth, it was because i just didn't have anything to say. nothing interesting happened either. the most interesting that happened that i would say is that i watched a documentry on michael larsen. how interesting . . . well it was interesting. that crazy scandal of his. anyway, while watching it, i noticed how similar michael larsen looked like . . . KARL MARX! that communist guy with his communist manifesto!

michael larsen!

compared with . . .


karl marx!!

just change the hair a bit and add a smile here and there.

yesterday, i ate my "linner" at 3:45 p.m. after that, i never ate a real meal again until 5 today. wow! my parents came home asking what we ate for breakfast/lunch. we responded as eating a cereal bar since we did not have milk to eat anything else. then my mom freaks out and quickly starts cooking and later on asked what i was doing and if i could wash the vegetables. i was doing homework but i still helped her wash them. WELL. i washed each leaf until it was clean from any dirt and sand thing and my mom walked by and saw that i only washed 3 leaves and started to yell at me because i was tooooo slow. well excuse me for wanting to eat clean food. then she says that i would get kicked out of the temple place if i ever wanted to cook there because i am just too damned slow. (of course she said that in chinese) then i had to cut the vegetables and again, my mom said that i was too slow. psh. 15 minutes later, i got to eat a decent meal, besides a cereal bar and i learned a few rules.

1. agree with everything the mom says
2. i may not eat the apples until i finish eating everything else
3. eat the vegetables that i washed
4. drink the uh . . soup thing.
5. eat whatever the mom tells you to eat
6. turn on the tv (what is this?)
7. switch the channels to her chinese movie thing
8. eat some more.

well i have a few rules i made myself that i would LOVE to tell my parents

1. chew with your mouth close
2. try not to make abhorrent sounds while chewing

i have come to the idea that this new cellphone's number is an old number of two different people. one of them is some guy named tony and the other one is named kim hua or whatever. why? because today i have received two calls from two different people looking for these two people. clearly it could not have been a mistake because two people have already looked for these two guys. perhaps it is an old telephone numbers or something. i don't know. from what i have figured, this tony guy is not my cousin tony, because even he does not know my number. so who are these people? i do not know. also, i have determined that this tony guy is some asian guy that does speak english in business with a few people because one, an american business person called for him and then some fobbish asian guy calls for him with a really big accent. that is all

i just got the worst news!! pershgn just told me that he is leaving for basic this sunday, meaning that i won't be able to talk to him for 4 1/2 months. straight after basic, he's off to this service thing for FOUR years. i'll never get to talk to him again! unless i'm an old fart and still go online a lot when i'm somewhere in college. this is the worst thing. and it sucks even more because he really was my first online buddy. *sighs* old memories when i was 11. oh i am going to miss this guy and how many times he tells me to get out more . . . i need a huggg!

give me a hug?





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