Hans Au, you must love coming to my Tabulas.

Hi, Hans.

I need a new forum to join. Gaia has been down for the past nine hours. Carbon MB has some server load issue, and Tabulas, my poor Tabulas along with the rest to the tabulas site was down for some while as well. These problems do not make a happy Jennifer. I'm glad Tabulas is working now, so I can complain here.

With the press of a button or the flicker of the toilet flusher, the water will go down the hole.



I am not living in the 20th century, or the 16th century, for today, I could not flush the toilet.

I desperately had to go during class, but I couldn't walk out of a lecture, so when the bell rang, I zoomed out of the room to the restroom. The director lady said that the restroom was fixed.

She lieeeeeed.

I pushed on the flusher, only to see that the toilet would not flush. I pressed harder on the flusher, but no results. I even put my entire body weight onto the flusher, but still, no luck.
I called for Jenny's help to flush the toilet. Together, we pressed on the flusher, but the damned thing would not flush.

A teacher saw our problem and came to flush the toilet. With a press on the flusher, the toilet flushed.

What the fuck?

Jennifer let out some tears? No fucking way.

I'm a chickenwuss and tears came out of my eyes when I got my shots(plural). The needle hurts, and the fluid injected hurt. and if something hurts that much, I will goddamned tremble in fear and cry.

What the heck does a girl have to go through just to get to school?

I've walked to school plenty of times in a tank top and shorts so I could go to practice and run. I'm used to the few honks and stares, but today . . . DAMN!

It was fine when I walked out. I was honked at four times, each by different drivers as I walked the small portion up the street. Then some guy stuck his head out and started making some screaming sound while shaking his head with his tongue sticking out. I finally crossed the street where some man that stopped his car while waiting for the signal light to turn green leaned over in his car and asked, "Hey, can I have your phone number?" Eck. I thought that would be enough. I mean, how many times does a girl get stopped while walking to school by fifty year old men? More than I thought. I was nearing the next crosswalk, when yet another old man stopped his car (this time it wasn't for the light. o.o) and said, "hey stop. You'll be missing out".

Disgusting.

1. Karen wouldn't get me some cranberry juice.
2. I have to wake up early tomorrow. ;-;
3. Karen wouldn't get me cranberry juice, even if I gave her a nickel.
4. The Leon-train isn't as stable as I thought it would be.
5. Karen wouldn't get me cranberry juice, even if it tastes like shit.
6. I'm sitting here typing this when I should be doing my homework.
7. Karen will not get me some cranberry juice.
8. Karen won't shut up about her 9th month anniversary with Alan. but . .
9. Karen still won't get me my cranberry juice!!
10. Karen is just sitting there eating strawberry hawflakes and not getting me my cranberry juice.

Yes, I got my own cranberry juice. As I expected, it tasted like shit, and my cheeks hurt from it's taste.

sLikLiLmOnkeY: roar
JnnCut: hii
sLikLiLmOnkeY: what
sLikLiLmOnkeY: is
sLikLiLmOnkeY: up?
JnnCut: um
JnnCut: i
JnnCut: don't
JnnCut: know
sLikLiLmOnkeY: ah
sLikLiLmOnkeY: i
sLikLiLmOnkeY: see
sLikLiLmOnkeY: XD
JnnCut: o.o
JnnCut: I
JnnCut: found
JnnCut: out
JnnCut: something
sLikLiLmOnkeY: what
sLikLiLmOnkeY: did
sLikLiLmOnkeY: joo
sLikLiLmOnkeY: find
sLikLiLmOnkeY: out?
JnnCut: that
JnnCut: we
JnnCut: are
JnnCut: stupid
JnnCut: for
JnnCut: typing
JnnCut: like
JnnCut: this
sLikLiLmOnkeY: you're
sLikLiLmOnkeY: probably
sLikLiLmOnkeY: right
sLikLiLmOnkeY: XD
JnnCut: thank
JnnCut: you
JnnCut: ^-^
sLikLiLmOnkeY: whoaa
JnnCut: Uh-oh
JnnCut: What is it?
sLikLiLmOnkeY: i jus read that thing
JnnCut: that thing
JnnCut: ._.
sLikLiLmOnkeY: the LastStarryNight thingamajigger
sLikLiLmOnkeY: err
sLikLiLmOnkeY: and those bastards, honking their horns
JnnCut: Tabulas?
sLikLiLmOnkeY: while you were walking
sLikLiLmOnkeY: mm
JnnCut: >.<
sLikLiLmOnkeY: mmm
sLikLiLmOnkeY: you musta been doin somethin
sLikLiLmOnkeY: XD
JnnCut: :O
JnnCut: Walking to school
JnnCut: Gonk.
sLikLiLmOnkeY: o_o
sLikLiLmOnkeY: joo are jus too sexy
sLikLiLmOnkeY: =D
JnnCut: ¬.¬
sLikLiLmOnkeY: really
JnnCut: neverr
sLikLiLmOnkeY: yuh
JnnCut: nope
sLikLiLmOnkeY: yes!
JnnCut: No
JnnCut: !!
sLikLiLmOnkeY: yuhuh!
JnnCut: nuhuh!!
sLikLiLmOnkeY: yuhuh!
JnnCut: nuhuh!
sLikLiLmOnkeY: yes jooo are
JnnCut: neva!
sLikLiLmOnkeY: yuh!
JnnCut: Nope. :O
sLikLiLmOnkeY: pft
sLikLiLmOnkeY: well i think you're sexy
sLikLiLmOnkeY: XD
JnnCut: *cough*
sLikLiLmOnkeY: lol
sLikLiLmOnkeY: maybe..
sLikLiLmOnkeY: i shouldn'thave said that..
sLikLiLmOnkeY: sorry
sLikLiLmOnkeY: =[
JnnCut: =
JnnCut: =]
JnnCut: :3
sLikLiLmOnkeY: i'm gonna shut up now..
JnnCut: but you have to talk
JnnCut: Gonk.
JnnCut: *poke*
sLikLiLmOnkeY: o.o
JnnCut: There you are
sLikLiLmOnkeY: is Kitt a feminine name?
JnnCut: Not really
JnnCut: My sister's friend is named Kit.
JnnCut: o.o
sLikLiLmOnkeY: i think that name is sexy
sLikLiLmOnkeY: XD
JnnCut: hehehe
sLikLiLmOnkeY signed off at 2:41:28 PM.
sLikLiLmOnkeY signed on at 2:41:53 PM.
JnnCut: :O
JnnCut: Glomp - A tackle-hug. Glomping is a basic form of affection beit towards a significant other or a friend. This is general noted as an action; -glomps- *glomps* ::glomps:: etc...
JnnCut: Defined by xbillxdt
sLikLiLmOnkeY: LOL
sLikLiLmOnkeY: that
sLikLiLmOnkeY: is just awesome
sLikLiLmOnkeY: what does 'huggle' mean?
sLikLiLmOnkeY: o_O
JnnCut: Hug?
sLikLiLmOnkeY: o_o
sLikLiLmOnkeY: i think
sLikLiLmOnkeY: its a mix of snuggle and hug
JnnCut: What's a snuggle?
JnnCut: o.o
JnnCut: Sounds like a Pokemon
sLikLiLmOnkeY: errr
JnnCut: so it isn't a pokemon?
sLikLiLmOnkeY: no..
sLikLiLmOnkeY: i'm bein dumb
sLikLiLmOnkeY: thinkin that it was a word..
sLikLiLmOnkeY: shit
JnnCut: o.o
sLikLiLmOnkeY: gtg late
JnnCut: byee
sLikLiLmOnkeY signed off at 3:12:37 PM.

This entry . . . unlike my others will be about recent events. LYKOMGWTF. :O (yes, yes. I needed something to enter)

I am making a list because I am simply too lazy to type things out in detail.

So what really happened?

- I am ACI free, since I'm bailing on finals week. XD
- I am sore like fuck from my run yesterday. Surprisingly, I did well, even if I didn't run for two weeks. har har.
- I have a shitty-ass schedule for Junior year and not even oneeeeeee class with my best buddy, Jenny. =[ (I hate you, computer, for deciding my classes)
- My ID card, amazingly, did not come out as shitty as all of my previous ID cards. o.o
- and last . . I will be cocky and say that I have the cutest avatar! XD


I did read something of slight interest. Enlighten yourself.

"Everything you see is all an illusion -- something you create. Where are you? Where your mind believes yourself to be? There is no such thing as a lie. As soon as words are spoken. They become the truth to a certain point in the imagination. Life is an endless cycle. Whether you believe yourself to be dead or not. Religion are beliefs created by your own mind to keep itself in check. To keep it from realizing the truth--that you are the only one in a world full of illusions--where color dosnt exist . . it just seems to appear. Where love is completely pointless, because it only exist if you say it does. Being greedy is idiotic, for you simply steal from yourself in the long run. Where there is no such thing as a poser. For you are you alone."

JnnCut: *pets*
sLikLiLmOnkeY: yawn
sLikLiLmOnkeY: XD
JnnCut: You need a teddybear
JnnCut: :3
sLikLiLmOnkeY: o.o
sLikLiLmOnkeY: JnnCut can be my teddybear
sLikLiLmOnkeY: XD
JnnCut: XD
sLikLiLmOnkeY: *hugs*
sLikLiLmOnkeY: =D
JnnCut: :O
JnnCut: for meee?
sLikLiLmOnkeY: yuh~
JnnCut: ._. that makes me feel oh-so special.
JnnCut: I got a huggg
sLikLiLmOnkeY: =D
JnnCut: =D

LastStarryNight was pronounced the ugliest Gaian. Hooray!

And the scores were in. (I am number 3)
Who has the worst avatar?
1.
10% [ 14 ]
2.
1% [ 2 ]
3.
23% [ 32 ]
4.
14% [ 20 ]
5.
5% [ 8 ]
6.
12% [ 17 ]
7.
5% [ 7 ]
8.
9% [ 13 ]
9.
16% [ 23 ]

Total Votes : 136



*tear* That makes a happy Jennifer.

People often say that their life has meaning after life changing events such as child birth . . or at least the witnessing of one.

No, I did not watch a human give birth, for the The Miracle Of Life was bad enough. Blarg. Rather, I watched an ant give birth.

Homan.

Yes, ants lay eggs and worker ants can take care of the eggs, but I saw something other than that. Jenny was telling me how she saw an ant giving birth while we sat in front of her house with the lack of better things to do. She then found an ant running around with another head sticking out. Hoboy.

The description:
This ant, apparently had a head/body(whatever it was) sticking out from its body. That body had legs kicking around while the ant carrying it was running around. o.o Where was the egg? I don't know. After running around for a while, out came a little baby ant.

The end.

I must have destroyed over 100 homes as well as killing a living creature that lived in one of those homes. :O With a house appliance in hand, I sucked all of the dirty dust trapping houses up. You guessed right, a vacuum! I don't care if I destroyed a bunch of spiderwebs. If I don't like 'em, I'll destroy them. That means you, too, spider! Bwahahaha.

You can't say that I'm purely evil for destroying a ton of spider houses, for I did create a great big home for the millions of dust mites.

I kill, and I spread joy.

[ego] Damn I'm awesome. [/ego]