Books like to say that electons do not have a mass. Well fuck that, everything tangible has a mass. D:!
An electron weighs 9.10939 E -28 g or E -31 kg
and that, my friend, came from memory.

;-;
It's seriously times like these when you know you need a life.

(:

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Oh-kay!

There was this flying spider thing in my kitchen after I ate dinner you see. I chased it around and killed it. The problem with that is . . .

Part of its body lies in my hallway.

On the carpet.

On the reddish purple carpet.

Now how am I to find a missing body piece of a bug to clean the mess up?

What a dilemma. :'D

Don't get me wwrong, I'd vacuum it like how I vacuum everything up, but I'm much too busy, which is exactly the point as to why I'm wasting my time blogging about it instead.

(:

Okay, I might me exaggerating a wee bit, but still. D:!

After I took a shower, I thought, 'Hey, I have to pee', and so I went, ye know. But as I was peeing, a freaking mosquito landed on my body.

 

Oh noes. Gasp. Shriek. Scream.

 

Of all the things that could've happened while peeing, a mosquito had to attack me. Has that thing no decency? Why couldn't it have attacked me after I finish? How r-u-d-e rude.

>:{0

Well yeah, other things did happen in the past few days like the Every 15 Minutes program, but I'm much too lazy to go into details about that. :D

I must be one of the worst bloggers yet.

-4² = -16 or 16?

Bracelet
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:42 pm

Your rotting minds need exercise.

Think about it.

-4² = 16 or -16?


Answer.
16.
54% [ 139 ] What the hell?!
-16.
20% [ 53 ]
8.
5% [ 13 ]
Hot.
18% [ 48 ]

Total Votes : 253



I have spent the past hour arguing with a bunch of numskulls that -4^2 is -16 and not 16 and now it's pissing me off. I have given reason as to why it's negative, I have explained that the - is not included in the base because there is no parenthesis, I have shown proof on Math.com and yet they still don't believe me. Others have scanned their math books to prove this fact, and yet some people simply do not believe because their unadvanced calculator says otherwise.
The calculator is only as smart as the person using it.

YELLSCREAM

Pathetique
Piano rioting on this glorious raucous radio,
you'd rather play a song that's fresh and pretentious;
I love hearing you sing along.

Vivaldi is breathing straight horsehair; violin concerto
shuddering, heaving, gasping into a tumultuous crescendo;
letting my eyes close with the beauteousness of it all-
You hate to break my concentration.
But.
You must intercede with a bowl full of distaste.
Languid lips let fall a puddle of idiocy.
You've ruined my carpet seven times this week.

A solo vomiting trills and too many notes to imagine
in a magniloquent language I almost comprehend,
la femme leaves me with amaranthine adoration.
But you'd tear your heart out for trite couplets and slant rhymes-
looking for a pretty piece of inanity to relate to.
Turn up the callous cacophony;
you hope to attain beauty by deadening the senses,
always deleteriously optimistic in your ways.
Beethoven wrote his sonata just for you.


;_;

Earlier today
Jennifer: Karen, I can see your buttcrack. I can drop my pen in there. :D
Karen: Great.
Later on in the day
Jennifer: Karen, I can see your brastrap.
Karen: Stop looking at my buttcrack.

(:

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My dad said he would make my lunch today. :O Make. I wondered what he would make, and of all the things, he chose a tuna sandwich. That's not so bad, but he put carrots in there. Who on earth puts carrots in a tunasandwich? Gonk. Worse off, the carrots were sour'd. That must've been one of the worst lunches in months.

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If there is one thing I want to do, that is to rip those people who complain that their 2100 and up SAT scores are bad.

Well Fuck you.

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I hate The Great Gatsby. The book is sick and Daisy should've died. That bitch. I feel so incredibly bad for Gatsby that it's bringing my neutral character down. :[

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Karen says that she is going to run with me tomorrow  today. (Well gee, look at the time) We'll see if that happens. (:

 

I also planned on sleeping early today. Adieu, sweetblog

Something I've always wondered is why the hell TCHS gets out of school so damned late.

I want to take summer classes and I don't want to go to the one my school offers because it's a ripoff. I usually go to ELAC for its math program, but my level of math is not taught there. Pity. I tried looking for other summer classes at different colleges and such, but I can't attend those classes because they start too early. It's not fair. ;_;

What the hell am I going to do over my summer? >:[ I don't wan to "relax". That's just boring. Ugh.

 

Give me a class to take over the summer at a school that starts after I get out, plzkthx.

While changing out of my smelly P.E. clothes for the last time, I took my running shoes off and was going to put it in the little basket of a locker I have. That was when I noticed that I had a tack stuck to the bottom of my shoe. Jeebus, I was lucky the tack didn't go completely through the bottom of my shoe. D: Who in the right mind drops tacks on the floor of a P.E. area where students are more prone to falling and hurting themselves?

But that's okay, because I have no P.E. for one whole week. Spring Break, baby! And on this day, I got to watch most of the ending to The Great Gatsby. Sure,  I was immature and laughed most of the way through, but damn, I was disappointed with the movie. I wanted to watch Myrtle get hit by two cars and get torn open. I wanted to see Gatsby get shot, but I couldn't. How lame. D:!

After I got out of sixth, I wanted to scream. What a wonderful feeling. Sure, I have pages and pages of chem practice sheets to do, but I'm out of the hellhole at last. Funny though, a couple years ago up until now, I didn't want Spring Break to come. I wanted to stay in school. x_x

And for my Spring Break's first two days, I will be out of town. How many times does someone hear me say that? :O Perhaps once a year when I say I'm going to Vegas, but not this time. :D For my two days of the weekend, I will be at some Ranch place in the middle of nowhere filled with golf courses, horses, swimming pools and all that jazz. B) Who knows how that will turn out. n_n;

 

Anyhow, after all of this, I just realized that Jenny's birthday is in a week and I have yet to come up with a thoughtful present for her. I hate dislike *gigglesnort* Jenny's birthday. :[

 

Well, goodbye sweet Tabulas, even though I hardly post anyway. @_@

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I came back from the ranch in the middle of nowhere, and boy, did it suck. I truly expected more of that less than one day vacation. I left the house at five or so, spending the hours before on Gaia and arrived at the barren desert at seven. We were greeted by an awfully pretty lady who told us to go to the "prettier" hotel next to an airport with the worst pillows in the world. :OOO~~~ The soap there sucked, too. And the toilet. >.> Yeah.  We had to wake up early to eat the free breakfast my mom was looking forward to. Let me tell you, the food there sucks. It's worse than the Imperial Buffet in Vegas and I hate that place. D: The service there was good. :O A waiter even brought us a jug of milk for my cereal that I ended up putting back in the box to look as if I finished it.

We were dragged off to some conference room that smelled like a dog pound. Oh, and did I mention that the ground you walk on has flies sitting all over it? :D They took the kiddys off, including my sister and me off to the horseys. Since there was no room in the mini van, the girls (four of us) sat in the trunk of the minivan and got locked in there. :O! Yes.I got to ride a horse. I think his name was Burrito. Anyway, :D That must've been the best part of the waste of a time trip, but I didn't even get to ride for long.I was scared shitless, though when the horse ran to catch up to Karen's prettier, tamer horsey. When it ran, I bounced up really really really high and I was afraid I wouldn't fall back on the saddle. @_@

Then the member guys took us to ride bikes, even if we all didn't want to, and the dumb little fat boy was showing off that he had a bigger bike than the rest of us.That was only because he took the only big bike. :roll: Yeah, then the driver guy took us to play golf in a place without grass. We didn't even want to play golf. That same dunb little fat boy hit his little brother in the head with a golf club, too. How rude. Those member/driver guys even took us to an arcade where we didn't have monies to play the games. Some trip, eh?

After coming back home, I noticed that my dad's car was filled with a bunch of bug guts in the front. Purely disgusting. Blood included!

 

I get back to you on my rankings of that place. :roll:

Dear Mom,

You make me feel stupid.

Love Always,

Jennifer

I've always been told not to procrastinate.

Well this time I didn't. I'm going to be a big baby, point fingers, and blame it all on my group members. I' bugged them all last week as to when we were going to work on the spanish project. At the end, one of them just asked for my phone number and said she would call me. I waited all freaking week for her phone call and I got nothing. NOTHING. The phone rang a kazillion times, too. >:0

I didn't have their phone numbers so I had to track one of their screennames down through the internet to contact them.

 

How annoying.

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I want to talk to my dopey cousin Peeter since I haven't spoken to him since forever and now he's sick. ;_; I should actually think of picking up the phone and calling that cousin of mine, but I'm much too lazy and asian to want to call him past nine.

And now Karen won't stop talking about Eugene's buttcheeks. Nasteh.

JnnCut: :D
BuddiesdotNet: Done?
BuddiesdotNet: :D
JnnCut: Sorta.
JnnCut: My partners are gone.
BuddiesdotNet: Oh
BuddiesdotNet: xDD
JnnCut: My room is smelly now.
JnnCut: ;_;
BuddiesdotNet: Aw
BuddiesdotNet: A whole buncha guys?
BuddiesdotNet: xDD
JnnCut: GIRLS
JnnCut: XOOOOOOOOOO

 

I would've thought the same thing. :D

 

 

 

By the by, Happy Birfday, Jenny. Now how the hell did you get grounded?

The next kid who borrows Animal Farm by George Orwell from my school library will assume that this Jennifer Phun girl with fourth period Morris cannot read.

The book is 150 pages including pictures and I had to renew the book three times. Each renewal is two weeks long, and one of the times I renewed the book, they gave me an extra week because of Spring Break. That must be in total seven weeks for a damned 150 page book.

Holy crap I look stupid.

Don't get me wrong, I've finished the book. It's just that Mr. Hoague will not schedule a book report day so I have to continually renew the book and look like a dumbass. I swear, the librarian just stared at me when I asked to renew the book again. D: This sucks.

Thursday

1. Pre-Cal Test Part one
2. English Benchmark/ Timed writing

Friday

1. Pre-Cal Test Part two
2. History/ Cold War test
3. Chemistry Chapters 6, 13-17, 21-22 Quiz test wannabe
4. Spanish Vocab quiz

 

I seriously don't think I've had much more fun than this.