I don't know when I've ever acted so stupid before.

Hans, Karen and I had no idea where to go to eat dinner. We ended up looking in the Phonebook for restaurants and the internet to find out more about the restaurant. When that didn't work, I asked around, Hans called his friend Allen, and Karen called little Allen who then directed us to call Matt.

We ended up going to Applebees where the man serving us was way too touchy. Karen and I got virgin strawberry margaritas, but I'm not too sure if it was actually virgin because after dinner, Karen, Hans, and I were lunatics (I don't know why Hans was acting like a dipshit. He just had some Mountain Dew). We walked around like drunk bastards. :[

Hans said the mall was still open and I wanted to see what kinds of people were actually in the mall at 10 something, but when we got there, some man said we couldn't go in. Well darn. :[ We ended up going to a small Ralphs market to walk around where I wanted to pass out on the floor because for some odd reason, I was extremely tired. Then Hans decided to drive the "long" way back home, though I don't know why. Probably to waste his gas or something. :roll:

Yes, so what did I learn from all of this? Absolutely nothing.

I finally got my Yo Power pictar from Allen after making an agreement that I'd show him my pictars of Jimmy's partee if he'd send me our Yo picture.

If only he knew to come to my tabulas to find the link to my album anyway. Har de har har.

Someone else take one please. :[[[

Besides looking up toilets on the internet for my dad, I didn't do much else. My math homework was making me angry because no one likes to use the Distance Formula. I mean, god, why make me do so many of them anyway? :[[
There was absolutely nothing on T.V. This time I mean nothing. I couldn't even flip to MTV or VH1 to watch some dumb reality show because both channels were playing that Live 8 thing with some baddd music. Musicians sound awful in concert. :[
The internet has seemingly become one of the more boring things to do in my spare time.

So what did I do?
I blew bubbles. u____u

 

Dear Jennifer,
Call me when you get a life. kthxbye.

Much love,

Jennifer.

WAH WAH WAH EMO KIDS HATE FOURTH OF JULY. T_________________________________T

PEOPLE WASTE MONEY ON FIREWORKS INSTEAD OF HELPING THE POOR


WAH WAH WAH I'M BONO


T__________________________________________________T  

 

I could've sworn the fourth of July was tomorrow, even though it'll probably be "tomorrow" by the time this gets posted, but that has never stopped my neighbors from shooting off fireworks before. D:

I did once hope that a police car would come by just when some fireworks were lit, but as my luck goes, it never happened. So burn off an eyebrow, lawbreakers! >:000000000000

 

[Edit] It's 12:36 PM July 4. I don't think I've ever heard so many firetrucks in one hour. B)

JnnCut (12:18:35 AM): Hi. :B
laZieExboi (12:18:43 AM): o.0
laZieExboi (12:18:44 AM): hi
JnnCut (12:19:20 AM): ;D
JnnCut (12:19:34 AM): I couldn't help but message the unknown visitor.
JnnCut (12:19:42 AM): It's much too tempting.
JnnCut (12:19:46 AM): How are ya?
laZieExboi (12:19:54 AM): im good
JnnCut (12:20:24 AM): ;D That's good to hear.
laZieExboi (12:20:54 AM): is there a reason why you keep winking?
JnnCut (12:21:06 AM): It's just a text emote. :[
laZieExboi (12:21:33 AM): oh
JnnCut (12:22:48 AM): ._.
laZieExboi (12:22:56 AM): ...
laZieExboi (12:23:09 AM): hm
laZieExboi (12:23:15 AM): so...are you hot?
JnnCut (12:23:20 AM): Doubtful. :D
laZieExboi (12:23:38 AM): what a shame
laZieExboi (12:23:51 AM): you should really try to have more confidence
JnnCut (12:24:11 AM): Self confidence isn't one of my strong points. :B
laZieExboi (12:25:01 AM): o
laZieExboi (12:25:14 AM): did you go through some childhood trauma?
laZieExboi (12:25:29 AM): or are you just extremely humble
JnnCut (12:25:40 AM): Depends on what you consider trauma.
JnnCut (12:25:52 AM): My childhood wasn't the greatest, but I grew up fine. :B
laZieExboi (12:26:29 AM): oh
laZieExboi (12:26:36 AM): so where did u grow up?
JnnCut (12:26:43 AM): El Sereno.
laZieExboi (12:27:11 AM): interesting
JnnCut (12:27:41 AM): How so?
laZieExboi (12:27:48 AM): no clue
JnnCut (12:28:31 AM): u_u Do you just say that to keep conversation somewhat moving?
laZieExboi (12:28:48 AM): yeah
laZieExboi (12:29:04 AM): would like to end it or keep going?
JnnCut (12:29:51 AM): It'd be nice if it continued going, but you can end it any time you would like. :B
laZieExboi (12:30:25 AM): its summer
laZieExboi (12:30:31 AM): why not meet a new person?
laZieExboi (12:30:49 AM): so tell me about yourself
JnnCut (12:31:07 AM): I'm a girl. :B
laZieExboi (12:31:24 AM): oh good so ur not a guy named jennifer
laZieExboi (12:31:38 AM): and asking if you were hot isn't a total embarassment
JnnCut (12:31:57 AM): Why isn't it?
laZieExboi (12:32:45 AM): hm
laZieExboi (12:32:52 AM): you're a conservative person arent you?
JnnCut (12:33:26 AM): o_o; I'm in spaghetti straps because it's hot. Does that make me conservative?
laZieExboi (12:33:48 AM): no but some girls like being asked if they're hot
laZieExboi (12:33:58 AM): its an interesting oddity
laZieExboi (12:34:11 AM): you on the other hand
JnnCut (12:34:17 AM): Well why brag when you're probably wrong?
laZieExboi (12:34:26 AM): because it's fun
JnnCut (12:34:31 AM): :[
JnnCut (12:34:40 AM): I have trouble writing down my good qualities.
laZieExboi (12:35:03 AM): same here
JnnCut (12:35:30 AM): And you find me odd. Lookityourselffff. :OOOO~
laZieExboi (12:35:50 AM): oh insulting me now
JnnCut (12:35:56 AM): xD
laZieExboi (12:36:00 AM): and we havent even been talking for half an hour
laZieExboi (12:36:09 AM): i never said you were odd
JnnCut (12:36:16 AM): Being called odd is not an insult.
laZieExboi (12:36:19 AM): i said girls who like being asked if they're hot is odd
JnnCut (12:36:24 AM): Some people actually like being called weird.
JnnCut (12:36:31 AM): Or odd in this case.
laZieExboi (12:37:01 AM): haha
laZieExboi (12:37:03 AM): are you one of them?
JnnCut (12:37:06 AM): Nah.
JnnCut (12:37:11 AM): I find msyelf dull and boring. :[
laZieExboi (12:37:34 AM): everybody has their quirks
JnnCut (12:37:47 AM): Mayhaps.
laZieExboi (12:37:57 AM): haha
laZieExboi (12:38:01 AM): see that word is quirky
JnnCut (12:38:08 AM): How is it quirky?
laZieExboi (12:38:18 AM): nobody says it
JnnCut (12:38:25 AM): :O
JnnCut (12:38:28 AM): But they should.
laZieExboi (12:38:35 AM): but then it wouldnt be quirky
JnnCut (12:38:40 AM): There are just times when Mayhaps sounds better than perhaps.
laZieExboi (12:38:47 AM): i suppose so
laZieExboi (12:39:20 AM): so whats with the orange?
JnnCut (12:39:39 AM): It's cute.
JnnCut (12:39:40 AM): xD
JnnCut (12:39:44 AM): He's named Orangeo.
JnnCut (12:40:05 AM): And has 4915324867652 lives. :3 I used up around 100 though.
laZieExboi (12:40:26 AM): haha
laZieExboi (12:40:33 AM): ok thats seriously quirky
laZieExboi (12:40:54 AM): how do you kill an orange buddy icon?
JnnCut (12:41:05 AM): By juicing him? o_o;
laZieExboi (12:41:12 AM): you juiced him?
laZieExboi (12:41:16 AM): 100 times?
laZieExboi (12:41:17 AM): poor guy
laZieExboi (12:41:19 AM): must hurt
JnnCut (12:41:30 AM): xD
JnnCut (12:41:46 AM): But a lot of people juice him. How can you not? He's so cute. :'D
laZieExboi (12:42:39 AM): how cruel
laZieExboi (12:42:42 AM): thats like
laZieExboi (12:42:46 AM): ripping apart a stuffed animal
JnnCut (12:43:41 AM): ._.
JnnCut (12:43:47 AM): I used to cut my stuffed cat's hair.
JnnCut (12:43:52 AM): I thought it would grow back.
laZieExboi (12:44:11 AM): HAHAHA
laZieExboi (12:44:25 AM): that's one of the funniest things ive ever heard
JnnCut (12:45:00 AM): ._.
JnnCut (12:45:06 AM): You didn't think it could happennnn?
laZieExboi (12:46:03 AM): the cat's hair growing back?
laZieExboi (12:46:09 AM): im a realist
JnnCut (12:46:10 AM): Yush.
JnnCut (12:46:11 AM): :[
laZieExboi (12:46:21 AM): i guess i was a rather cynical child
JnnCut (12:46:36 AM): It's like those Playdough animals where you can continue squishing the hair out.
laZieExboi (12:47:18 AM): but eventually the playdough doesnt come out anymore
JnnCut (12:47:40 AM): Then you stick more in. :D
laZieExboi (12:49:59 AM): you cant stick more in the stuffed animal
JnnCut (12:50:59 AM): :[
JnnCut (12:51:11 AM): Well the TV commercials made me think I could.
laZieExboi (12:51:16 AM): haha
JnnCut (12:51:24 AM): Yeah. I was a pretty dumb kid. :[
laZieExboi (12:51:48 AM): are you smart now?
JnnCut (12:51:58 AM): Not really.
JnnCut (12:52:01 AM): Well not at all.
JnnCut (12:52:17 AM): I only seem smart in school because I get straight A's and stuff.
laZieExboi (12:52:22 AM): hahah
JnnCut (12:52:24 AM): But that's only because I work my butt off.
laZieExboi (12:52:25 AM): i think that qualifies
JnnCut (12:52:35 AM): There are some naturally smart kids who don't even have to try.
laZieExboi (12:52:46 AM): the ability to work hard is, in a way, its own class of genius
JnnCut (12:53:09 AM): I guess, but it makes me become more of a zombie than ever.
JnnCut (12:53:19 AM): The entire last year, I lived off 4 hours of sleep a day. :[
laZieExboi (12:56:30 AM): wow
laZieExboi (12:56:38 AM): you're asian huh?
JnnCut (12:56:44 AM): xD
JnnCut (12:56:48 AM): Is it that obvious?
laZieExboi (12:58:38 AM): just a bit
laZieExboi (12:58:55 AM): ok i have to sleep before my head explodes
JnnCut (12:59:09 AM): Do I get to find out who you are before you leave? >.<
laZieExboi (12:59:39 AM): im just a guy
JnnCut (12:59:47 AM): I know you talk to Richard. >.<
laZieExboi (1:00:19 AM): oh i talk to a lot of people
JnnCut (1:00:24 AM): :[
JnnCut (1:00:30 AM): That's not very helpful.
laZieExboi (1:01:40 AM): well it's more fun if you don't know who i am right?
laZieExboi (1:01:47 AM): goodnight
JnnCut (1:01:49 AM): Fun for you!
JnnCut (1:01:53 AM): x[
laZieExboi (1:02:09 AM):
laZieExboi signed off at 1:02:11 AM.

Last night at about 1:30, I typed out this nice, long, very detailed entry about what was going on, but by golly gee, my internet died! I did it out of sympathy, too, after seeing the 13- so people who clicked the little link in my AIM profile to come here just to see absolutely no update whatsoever.

 

That night, though. .. .

Karen: Jenn.

Me: Shut uppp. I want to sleep.

Karen: Can I sleep with you? I'm afraid zombies will come out.

Me: No. Go to sleep. >:0

 

Yes, then I woke up to a dumb phone call at 10 A.M. Honestly, who calls that early? And when I picked up, guess what? It was a machineeeeeee. >:0000000000000

Anywho, I went to school to take my Calc test only to feel sorry for myself next year because of all the awful people who will be my classmates next year. Ick. I honestly don't even know how they got into AP Cal. u_u

Later on though, Karen, Matt and I went out for ice cream. We bought glow in the dark nail polish and painted Matt's nails, too while watching the TC concert in the park. Karen just painted her fingers and by looking at the results, Jeebus, Matt is gonna scare himself when he sleeps tonight. Heehaw. Even though the second half of the day was just a bunch of nothing, I still enjoyed myself. :B

So this is my long awaited update.

I think my dad is obsessed with toilets.

During that one week when my sister and I were left alone while my parents, aunts and uncles traveled afar, my dad experienced something new. After San Francisco, they all went to Vegas and stayed at the Harrah's Hotel and Casino because we had free nights there.

I'm guessing that after my dad used the toilet there, he thought, "Jeebar. That's a nice toilet there.  It flushes so well. :O I wonder what's their secret." (Surely he couldn't have thought it word for word as I have there, but it should be similar) And so he lifts the toilet cap thing that holds the water and chains up and saw that there wasn't water and chains back there. It was in fact, a machine! :O Surprise surprise.

When they came back, my dad took me out for lunch and during the entire car ride, he told me about the toilet at Harrahs. A few days later, he made me look up the toilet online and so I did. And every day after that, my dad would hover over me, or kick me off Karen's computer when I don't feel like going into the room with poor ventilation that holds my computer just so he can look up the toilet thing.

And today, he shooed me off the computer and told me to get dressed. When I came out, I saw him on the computer looking at the toilet thing again. Jeebar. @_@

I have a feeling I will have a visitor in my bed tonight. o____O;

 

My sister Karen watched The Shining today for her Humanities class. She watched Dawn of the Dead the other day and is completely freaked out. 

She just took a five minute bath--washed her hair and everything--and came running out in a towel into the room.

Yup. She's scared.

 

Hello visitor and bedmate. :[[[[ 

I have always wondered what it would be like to live next to a school. Well today I took one of the longest walks on over to Matt's house to give him his birthday present. After a while of waiting outside, Matt invited us in through the back, and holy crap.

Matt was the house behind Oak Avenue Intermediate! :OOO

Whenever I was in P.E. the two years at Oak Ave, I had always wondered just whose house it was next to Oak Avenue's field. Whose house had those little flyaway hit too high baseballs and such. And now I know. It's Matt. :OO~

Now wouldn't that make such a great crappy reality T.V. show? The House Behind Oak Avenue. :D Okay, I'm getting carried away. But still. Having to wake up to school bells and stuff is just crazy.

 

Yes, then I went on over and back to El Sereno. We drove by my old house for kicks and giggles and I am still amazed at how nice it looks now. I wonder why we couldn't fix the house up like that. :[ I had a dream last night that I went into that remodeled house of mine. :whee:

Well today is the Eighth, right? Well I didn't know that before. Ye see, I knew Tony's birthday was on the seventh of July. The stupid thing was that yesterday, I thought Wednesday was the seventh and that I completely forgot Tony's birthday, elsewise I would've called him to say Happy Birthday. Since I thought that I missed his birthday, I didn't call. Today when I was at Peter's house, I found out that yesterday was in fact the seventh and that I didn't forget all along. Now if I were in school, I would have so remembered. :[

And on over at Peter's house, before any competition, I shot the basketball into the hoop from way far away a few times and never missed. When we all started to play horse, I missed every shot except for three, and I shot well over thirty times. u_u What a mighty great way to end my day. Damn, I suck. At least the babies like me. ;_; Take that Peter!

Well one thing I can say is that the high point of my day is finding out that indeed, I passed my AP Chemistry test. Phew. *Sweatdrop*

Passing Score: 3

Expected Score: 2   because I screwed up oh so badly on Part B of written

Official score: 4

 :OOOO It was wayyyyyy past my expectations. Jeebar, I must've jumped and screamed around until my butt fell off when I saw my score.

 

 

Then I went to Matt's birthday partee. I had a great feeling that I wasn't going to interact with the people there much because I mean, Matt barely invited us yesterday and that was because he let the party plan slip, got stuck and had to invite us. Karen wanted to go anyway, and so we went and did pretty much nothing. u_u It made me kinda glad that there were two cute little doggies there or else I surely would have walked on home.

Sure there were a few entertaining bits. I mean, I flicked poker chips into a green hat. I played whose shoe is whose! :O It was entertaining watching Matt trying to cut Karen and my extra presents open with a knife. Seriously, we must've spent an hour each wrapping up a quarter and a fancy chocolate into a giant box. :D  I froze my butt off after the wind started blowing and put little Allen's giant blue shirt on and ran around. It made me so Allen. Plus, I looked more Pro doing the 'Yo' move with it on. :D And when I had to pee, Matt wiped his bathroom down for me because I was scared to use it. But I seriously do wonder how the hell he goes pee in there. There is liek, about a foot of space between the toilet and wall. I mean, I must've hit my head four times while trying to pee in there.

But yeah, that's about it. I don't even know what to say anymore to such a day.

-------------------- u_u

Jeebar. You have got to love those free T-Mobile to Mobile, roaming, long distance, and nighttime minutes.

I got to talk to Jenny today because of that awesome plan. :D Gee I did miss that crazy voice of hers. Pity we only got to talk for twenty-one minutes and nineteen seconds because that other phone of hers started to ring. It makes me almost jealous, sorta. But I am Jeebarian. I don't get jealous. D;

I already found out that every one of her suitemates know all there is to know about me and told Jenny to shut up. It's great being famous within a small crowd, ain't it.  ;DDDD

Surely I didn't get to talk to her much, but still, I did get to hear that  Jenny who flirts way too much has made a fool out of herself several times flirting. But I still love her. :D Details are not for you to hear. n_n;

 

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As I recall, I remember last night I kept saying how my hair was too long and that I was in dire need of a haircut. I snipped off a few inches not too long ago, but hello, it's back and the weather isn't getting any cooler. D:

This morning after Karen and I woke up, the phone rang. It was my dad and he said that he was getting a haircut.

 

NOW WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEE? T___________________T

No, I'm still Jeebarian. I don't get angry like that. D:

 

HA, I'm lying through my fingers.

Yesterday in the afternoon, I felt like rotting my teeth along with Karen in the drinking of some sodas. Karen took the last 7-up and I got stuck with Diet Coke. Honestly, who bought the Diet Coke anyway? It's like . . . Ewwww. :[[[ (Jeebar, that stuff made me feel sickish.)

Anywho, I stayed up with Karen that night until she would get off the computer and go to bed so we can talk at night like we used to do but recently I've been going to sleep too early to talk about stupid things. I followed Karen into the bathroom and while she brush her teeth, I found myself making stupid faces into the mirror. (What the hell was I thinking?) I discovered this platypus face and did it while Karen was peeing.

 

Karen: Dude Jen, stop making faces at me while I pee.

I didn't realize I was doing something that stupid, but well, I did.  

I don't quite remember what else I did that night, but I do remember rolling over Karen to walk to the bathroom a few times that night. And there was just something up with me that kept me laughing for an hour.

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So how much caffeine do they put in Diet Coke anyway and what did it do to me? It was the only caffeinated thing I had yesterday, too. D: And I do believe last night was not one of my better nights of rest and jeebar, I was tired, too.  

Usually I cannot stand drinking tapioca milk tea at 1 o' clock in the afternoon because then I cannot sleep until 4 a.m, but geez, this is a Diet Coke. o____O; What can diet do to me anyway?

 

D:

Having a police car pull another car over in front of your house is thrilling. You can watch from the window just what happens, ye know. Just another plus for living on a busy street.

I remember this one night at 1 in the morning, a policeman pulled a drunkard over. The drunkard made such a ruckus that everyone turned on their porch lights to watch what when on, myself included.

Anyhow, now I'm sitting here in a room that is nice and hot. In fact, the house is kinda hot and do you know why? A cop pulled some guy over right in front of my house and used his microphoney thing. As tempting as it was to watch, I was afraid the man in the car would've come and taken my sister and I as hostages so I ran and closed and locked all of the doors and windows.

Yeah. That's defending myself now.  u_u

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/8933/ihsgr4vj.png

Fighting kilak by moonlight, winning kilak by daylight, never running from a real kilak, she is the kilak named Sailor Moon.

 

I want to win kilak by daylight.

I have a feeling I'll get yelled at for posting this, but seriously, I sure do know how to make a snazzy watermelon suit. :O

Hans said he'd go out with Karen today, but he "couldn't make it". He went to see boobies on the weekend instead like a loyal boyfriend would. Pshh. Whatev. One day, Karen's gonna take me to see better men with bigger packages than his. >:0

Anyway, of course Karen got pissed and dragged me out to Starbucks instead. I didn't mind. I could've read my Pol Science book in an air conditioned atmosphere, ye know, even though that won't happen cus when I'm with a person, I won't shut up. Anyhow, she even pursuaded me into getting a Vanillabean Frap, 'cos it has no coffee. I felt sick after I drank it instead. But that's okay. I just had to continue going 'cos I had to buy some awesome stuff like Watermelon's uber late birthday present. Sure it's another pointless, useless present, but this time, I think he'll hate me for it and want to give it away. xD It's just for kicks and giggles. 'Sides, he can't give it away, cus I gave it to him and it has to be special and stuff.

And while looking for the card store, Karen and I ended up walking into a hair store, shoestore, and a clothing store. I didn't mind the clothing store, though. It's like everything there was scarily cheap. o_o; I saw a buncha pretty dresses like the ones Jenny bought for her summer program when they were "On Sale" but 600 billion% cheaper. o_o; It's like, 'Jenny, On Sale my assssss!'
Yeah, I bought a fancy shirt just cus I needed one and when I showed my mum at home, she stole it from me because she liked it. Now I'm fancy shirt-less again. :[
Karen and I even got ugly caps for a dollar just for the walk up the street. :D

So take that Hans, you lousy boyfriend! You coulda had a bunch of fun with your girlfriend but I stole it. >:[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[



Yush. So I do hope this post is good enough to meet Watermelon's(coughdownbelow) requirements for a good post because he promised that he'd mail me something. :whee:


So watermelon, Listen to my words deeply and follow 'em.
This is a good post.
This is a good post.
This is a good post.

(:

I didn't enjoy reading the Declaration of Independence.

Now I'm forced to read the Federalist Papers.


It feels wrong reading, or well, attempting to read such important and old pieces of writing.

When I heard that my cousin Linh from Canada and her Husband Carl were coming for a visit, I just thought, "Oh. More relatives I've never had a conversation with."

The day before yesterday, Linh called my mum and just said that she was staying at my house the next day. I was completely against the idea considering they never told us much in advance, they are pretty much strangers, and they have a BABY. Everyone knows that I don't like babies much anymore ever since that awful experience volunteering at the preschool where I got one of the worst headaches in my life. Those kids drove me crazy with the crying and the "Oh, play dangerously with me" concept.
My relatives made me even more angry when they said they would arrive around 3 or 4 and didn't show up. They called around 6 and said they were in San Diego and would be at my house in an hour. It was seven and they still didn't show up. After a few more hours, they arrive around 11 P.M. That was just rude. D:

But when they came and I saw their kid, I wasn't angry anymore. Cadence at 22 months is well trained and absolutely adorable. She was so touchy-loving, liked me, called me aunty and loved my ugly fish. I mean, anyone who actually cares about my fish and don't think they're just fish are accepted by me. Plus, did I mention that she doesn't cry? :O <3



Sure my relatives are gone because they complained that Los Angeles was too hot and they got headaches. I'd like to tell them it's because they were exposed to too much air while walking around all day at the zoo the day before, but they won't really listen. So isn't that great? Call up aunt you've never spoken to, use their house to avoid paying for a hotel, complain, leave. It's okay, I still got my big hug and kiss goodbye from Cadence. >.<